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Do You Measure Up?
I want you to get yourself hard so that we can measure how big your dick really is... or rather, how small it really is. i know that your pathetic manhood and it's insignificance is something that turns you on, and you love knowing that i know just how small and pathetic is really is, don't you? so pull it out, and measure it, so that i can get a good laugh...
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