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Judgment Day for Jerkoffs

Studio

Mistress Misha Goldy

Duration

0:25

Category

jerk off instruction

Price

$7.99

Published

Aug 5, 2026

Wake up, expired boy. yes — expired. you went out exactly the way everyone knew you would: alone, at 3 a.m., cock in fist, mid-edge. ha. and now you're here — a blinding white hall between worlds, crystal flowers, no doors you're allowed through... and me. i'm not an angel, baby. process expired gooners, i read the ledger of every load you ever wasted, and i decide what happens to the sad little stain that was your life. spoiler: heaven is full of women like me, and you're not on the list. so kneel, take out that cock — yes, it still works, it's the only part of you that ever did — and stroke while i read your sentence. eternity is long, loser. better start pumping.