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Abstinence Is Best
Let’s just be honest. there’s really no hope for a reject like you anyway - but this phrasing sounds nice, doesn’t it? a cute little mantra that sounds more like a noble choice than a pathetic acknowledgement of your inferiority? however you need to spin it to stick, it’s a fact. there are so many reasons men like you should commit to an abstinent, pussyfree existence, and i’m going to lay out a few of them here in an attempt to shed light on your current reality.
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