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The SPH TP Roll Experiment
Let's figure out how your dick measures up, no rulers or complex calculations needed. all you need is something basic, easy to find, and of a standard size: a toilet paper roll. have this on hand and i am going to tell you step by step what to do, what it means if you can slide your penis into a toilet paper roll without it touching the sides. can you imagine how that would feel to a woman? how underwhelming it would be? i'm here to be brutally honest with you, blunt, and give you the honest truth about your puny little pecker. it's not a cock, its pure sexual disappointment. do you find that degrading? well, i like to think of it more as a wakeup call.
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