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New Year, Same Loser!
There's a phrase that we start to hear a lot of this time of year: "new year, new me." and that's great for most people, showing enthusiasm for improving themselves in the year ahead. ...but not you. no no no. for you, it's a new year and you're going to be the same loser. you can try to improve yourself. you can start a new diet, get into a gym routine, expand your knowledge, do whatever you can to try to escape the pathetic existence you live but you're still going to be a loser that no woman wants to fuck. but if you embrace the fact that you're a loser, now and forever, you can at least have a new experience in the new year. one where being used and humiliated by women is hot instead of miserable...
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