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Failed Fitness Competitor Humiliating Check-In
I've been preparing for my upcoming fitness competition and it's time for my weekly webcam check-in with my coach (you!) however, i begin the call by asking if we can skip the check-in this week. i kind of went off my diet...like a lot...and i'm so embarrassed for you to see the damage. at your insistence, i reluctantly strip down to my bikini and show you my bloated belly and the soft layer of fat that's erased my lower abs. i show you all the new fat that's collected on my ass and legs, pinching it with disgust. i confess to you that i've put on more than eight pounds in a single week and explain how it happened. my competition is only four weeks out so i know i really need to buckle down, otherwise i'll be humiliated onstage. i tell you that i'm ready to quit the junk food cold turkey, but you think i haven't learned my lesson yet. you tell me to go get whatever snacks i have left. i return with chocolate ice cream, cookies, and a tall glass of milk. you explain that i am to eat it all in front of you, that i will eat until i get it all out of my system and never want to eat junk food again. i protest that i don't want to get even fatter but you threaten to quit as my coach, so i comply and start stuffing my face with the fattening treats. despite my embarrassment at being made to eat like a pig in front of my fitness coach, the food tastes so good that i eat it with gusto. i confess to you that i don't think this plan will work. no matter how much junk food i eat, i always want more. i don't think i'll ever get sick of stuffing my face with sugar. you tell me that we'll have to try a more extreme technique, and you instruct me to humiliate myself by oinking and calling myself a fat pig while i binge eat in front of you. i do so reluctantly, the humiliation clearly doing nothing to slow down my gorging. finally, with half a pint of ice cream, eight cookies, and a huge glass of whole milk in my gut, i stand up and show you the damage. my belly is so round and bloated, and all those calories i just shoved inside are going to turn into even more fat! how am i ever going to lose this chub in just four short weeks? maybe i'm not cut out to be a fitness competitor after all...
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