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Cheese Transforms Me Into A Mooring Grazing Cow
I need to share something with you. i found this nifty little shop that just appeared out of nowhere, while i was out the other day, that sold all sorts of strange things. they had a refrigerated section and went there and found string cheese, my favorite! when i checked out, the little old lady behind the register told me that if i ate that cheese, i would become what my heart desires most! well, lucky me! i called you here because i need you here to witness. i start to demolish the already unwrapped string cheese because i want to see if what she said is true. after a few bites, my belly starts to feel weird and soon, my whole body feels weird. i keep eating, though, because she said i had to if i wanted the best results. you start to notice that i've started chewing in a sideways motion.... just like a cow would and you point it out. 'really?!' i exclaim! but before i can have much of a thought, i double over and just like that, i pop up with spots all over my face and a long 'mmmoooooooooo' escapes my mouth. i continue to eat the cheese as if nothing is wrong and it's turned into a sideways motion, going between a closed mouth and an open mouth. you watch in fascination as i continue to transform and keep me update on my progress. i'm incredibly excited now because this is what i really wanted to be! i then start to graze on the cheese as the transformation continues. i put the dish on the floor and graze without the use of my hands. i 'moo' often and interrupt myself often with them. i can't control it, but i'm super happy with it! i finish off several cheese sticks, including the ones i graze on and i notice that my sense of smell seems to be heightened! so, of course, i give the string cheese some good long sniffs! i hope i get to stay like this forever! i still can't believe that some string cheese turned me into a mooing, grazing cow!
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