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Unfuckable
You have a hard truth to reckon with, but i think it's time you stopped lying to yourself. you don't have bad luck getting laid... you are just truly unfuckable. no one would ever fuck you; no one will ever take one for the team on your behalf. being unfuckable doesn't make you immune to perfection- it only makes you weaker! what is a beta like you to do? there is only one solution- to accept that rejection is the only type of attention that an unfuckable like you deserves... all in the face of constant tease and denial. i know all of your darkest secrets and your deepest desires... you are drawn to me like a perverted moth to a kinky flame. you have no choice but to submit to the truth; forever unfuckable.
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