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Lifelong Hand Humper
Kneel and listen, bitch boy. i've got a harsh truth to dish out to you today. have you ever thought about why you experience constant rejection when it comes to women? it's because we can all sniff out the beta in you. you're not an alpha male. you're not high value. you're a weak beta bitch, and you secretly love being such. it's time for you to stop denying the truth of your reality and just accept the fact the closest you're going to get to a girlfriend is your hand. the deepest relationship you'll have is the one you have with me. you're destined to be a denied, rejected, hand humping adela addict for the rest of your life. the more you accept this fact, the less it'll hurt, my darling.
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