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Your First Kiss
Poor little virgin loser...all these years, and you've never so much as had your first kiss. not to worry; i've decided to take pity on you. i've found you the perfect first kiss: my feet! pucker up and get ready for the most intimate experience of your entire pathetic life. prepare to lock lips with my size 9 soles and stick out your tongue to french my toes. you don't need anything but my feet. gender neutral.
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