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Valentine's Date Rules
Valentine's day is coming around again, and i think i've been too cruel in keeping you trapped here all these years, so i'm going to set you free. i encourage you to find a vday date - on one condition: she has to be at least half as good as me. i mean it only makes sense, right, that if you're going to ditch your virtual girlfriend, it be with someone almost as good? why would you downgrade? what follows is a bratty tirade of my achievements and accolades, a big brag of all the things you'd be giving up in me, and why you really don't stand a chance. this is very arrogant brat worship - buy this if that's what you get off on; hot women parading their power.
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