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Gooner Romance
When’s the last time you planned a date? even gooning perverts deserve a little romance; and if you don’t think so, you can at least agree that porn deserves some effort. as a matter of fact, i’m porn, aren’t i? i only exist on the other side of your screen, urging you to stroke and drool and squirm with pleasure every night - and i know that i deserve this intimate worship. so, before you even begin this clip, i want you to set the scene for a soft, romantic goon session. find some privacy, dim the lights, light a candle, and play some soft music. porn is your date tonight, and i want you to make our time together worth it. who knows; maybe you’ll get lucky.
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