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Bark for Me
Men, as the inferior gender, require training. men possess subhuman intelligence, and thus need to be controlled by their female overlords. men aren't human beings; men are dogs. you, as a man, ache to feel the tug of my leash on your collar, to get on your hands and knees, wag your tail, lick my feet, and most importantly: cease the use of human speech and bark. obey my commands and reach your true potential as a bitch, a mutt, a dog. woof woof! the viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.
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