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Weak to Wonder Woman
I come in sulking, coming to terms that i might just have to get used to being small and weak. my clothes are just hanging off of me, loose and baggy. i work out so hard and so much, but i still can't seem to put on any muscle. i wish there was something...something to help me get bigger. i look over at an odd looking can sitting on the table. "what's this?" i wonder to myself. it read "popeye's spinach". now, i have seen what happens to popeye when he eats his spinach. i wonder if it would have the same affect on me? it can't hurt! i crack open the can and gulp some down. it tastes nasty, but right after i feel a little tingle throughout my body. i choose to chug down more and more, and it starts to make me feel really dizzy. my body starts spinning, picking up speed with each spin. as i come to a stop, i'm amazed at what's happened. it feels like i've been transported into another world. i question whether or not this is really my body?! i have muscles! i've transformed into wonder woman! that means i can do anything with muscles like the ones i have now! arms stronger than the hulks! i have lightening speed and so much muscle! i'm going to run the world knowing that i can chug down spinach and turn into wonder woman. i'm stronger than everyone in the world right now! i can't stop flexing. i grunt out flexes and most musculars, as i call out the hulk and invite him to challenge me! i feel invincible knowing i can take on every marvel superhero out there! my traps are mountains of steel, my abs harder than granite, and my pecs are so hard and ripped! i will conquer my city, reminding them of how strong and powerful i am. i can feel the power running through my veins. the more i flex, the bigger and harder i become. the more i grunt out flexes, the more i can confirm that i never want this power or these muscles to disappear. it feels so good to finally have found "the secret"! i listen and can hear as people start coming closer to where i am. it must be all the superheroes i challenged, coming to take me on! i am wonder woman, goddess of power and muscle!
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