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Tales Of A Chronic Masturbator
Tales of a chronic masturbator : work edition! when you're at work , do you actually do what you're being paid for ? you actually can't wait to get to work in the morning , sit on your boring desk chair , unzip your loser pants , pull out your ugly dick and start stroking , right? you're too much of a chronic masturbator fucktard to do it just at home or in private.you've been masturbating at work for years , thinking that you've been so sneaky and your coworkers have no idea what you're doing with your sticky hands under that desk , right ? well , they do notice. take a second and look at their faces. your boss only keeps you at your job out of pity , or i think it's actually íllegal firing retards .
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