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Teaching Your Girlfriend How to Smoke
You're into smoking. you'd like your girlfriend to smoke for you - specifically, you'd like her to smoke the way i do. you sent me a video of her smoking and asked me to review it and give her some pointers. she's kind of scared of the smoke, isn't she. so i go through all the steps: what kind of cigarette to buy. how to light up without inhaling the butane (don't want bad things in our lungs, lol). how to start with a little puff and breathe out slowly, to get the maximum nicotine. what to do if you get a head rush. how to get addicted and become a real pack-a-day smoker - in just a couple of weeks. eventually you'll be addicted and it won't bother you. want to learn how to smoke? practice with me, drag after drag. this was originally a custom video.
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