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Too Fat to Work Out!
This is it, guys. the last bits of my once athletic figure have left me. i can't even do a 20 minute workout all the way through! it's such a struggle to try and keep up with the girls in the video i put on- bouncing and bending and flexing. their toned figures and perfect balance only make me go more red-faced with embarrassment and exhaustion.. fortunately, my feeder is there for encouragement- or rather, to snap the video into slow motion and catch all of my wobbling and jiggling, as i try my best to do a simple workout. i don't know why i thought i could still do a ballerina-style fitness routine! towards the end, i thought i could go easy on myself: i popped off my super-tight leggings and got down to do some floor exercises. but i'm just as helpless down on the ground. i can hardly do a crunch or leg lift. not long after, i tap out. physical exertion is just too much for this lazy plumper.
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