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New Year Resolutions For Losers
You can't ignore the fact that you're alone for the holidays again.. yet another year going by where you don't have a date, or girlfriend or any hope of a new year's kiss. don't fight it. resolve to being exactly who you are. resolve to be a better beta bitch. resolve to serve me and sacrifice more to make me happy. you'll always be a loser, but at least if you stick to these commitments you'll have purpose in life. that purpose is to serve me and be grateful for the honor.
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