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Smoking Keeps me Thin
You are the photographer at my photo shoot. you notice 2 squares sticking out from the pockets of my jeans. you're talking about how great my body is, but you're not sure about these squares in my jeans. i tell you that i keep fit by eating healthy and working out all the time...and as for these squares in my jeans, those are just a part of the outfit. you're not convinced and i finally admit to you that they are cigarettes. i take them out and light one up. i admit that really i'm not very healthy and smoking is actually what keeps me thin. i smoke and talk about how smoking keeps me skinny. then i binge on some potato chips and talk about how i try to smoke instead of snacking. after my chips i light up another cigarette and unbutton my pants and talk more about how i use smoking to stay thin.
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