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Propose To My Toes
Just for laughs i was trying to figure out what kind of woman would marry a foot boy like you. i couldn't think of any. no woman wants a guy who has foot breath. gross. my feet are the closest you're ever going to get to a wife so i decided that you need to propose to my toes. kiss them and pledge your undying love for them. buy me a gold and diamond toe ring to show your admiration. we can celebrate this pathetic proposal with a slicked up stroke fest. beat off to the only part of my body that will have you: my feet.
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