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Why You'll Always Be A Virgin
You're too old to be a fucking virgin, and clearly, it's going to stay that way. why you ask? well, i'm happy to tell you. you'll always be a virgin because you're a fucking loser. there's no other way to put it. you've always been a loser and you always will be, and as long as you're a loser, you'll be a sad little virgin. being a virgin actually makes you more of a loser. you're stuck in this endless, loser virgin cycle that you'll just never get out of!
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