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The closest to attractive you'll get
Im hugely out of your league. obviously. paying me is really all you can do to make me notice you, possibly speak to you, notice you exist etc. you'll never be attractive but the closest you'll get is by paying me. it's important that anyone who comes into my presence doesn't make my stomach turn. so yes, it is important that i can stomach you. paying me makes you just about manageable to look at.
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