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Dumping You On Valentines Day!
We've been dating for some time now and i know i promised when it gets near the six month point we'd have sex and it's really not that far away now is it? but i've decided you're a loser and you're not worth it and the only reason i decided to date you was to see what it was like to date an actual real life loser and i'm done with you. you're a reject and you're not getting sex, instead i'm dumping your loser ass on valentines day. it doesn't matter if you get another girlfriend because i will have ruined valentines day for you. you'll never be able to forget me. you'll always think of me on valentines day and how i dumped you. enjoy fucking your hand on valentines day!
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