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Take the Pussy Free Pledge
Some men take a vow of celibacy until they find the right girl. others do it for health or personal reasons. but you? you have no fucking shot of getting laid ever- stupid virgin. so i want you to commit, right now, to be pussy free for the rest of your life. at least then you'll have an excuse for carrying around your v card for all eternity!
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