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UNFUCKABLE
Who would ever have sex with you? that’s right, nobody. nobody would ever fuck you because you are the epitome of unfuckable. ugly, inexperienced, little dicked and a total beta loser. we both know you would look like a deer caught in headlights if a girl ever pulled you into a bedroom. you are literally more sexually useless than a bed. the only way someone would ever fuck a freak like you is financially. your tiny shrimp dick can’t handle pussy. you wouldn’t even physically be capable of sex because your penis is too small to reach a woman’s g-spot. i would make you pledge to be my virgin for life but we both know you don’t have a choice. you are destined to be alone forever glued to your computer and debilitatingly addicted to porn.
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