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Muscle Girlfriend Breaks Up With You
I’m your fit girlfriend, but you and i haven’t seen each other for weeks. i come over to your place and i’m looking even more in shape than ever, despite telling you i haven’t been at the gym, just shopping for new clothes to fit my muscle booty. i laugh and mock you for looking even more scrawny than before, and remind you of how this all started. you decided to start lifting and i joined you, but i gained muscle far quicker than you, didn’t i?! your arms were puny and weak and i just kept getting built. ha! remember when i beat you in that arm wrestling contest? yeah…see, this is what i’ve come to talk about. i’m leaving you. i don’t want to be with a beta male. i’m a powerful muscle goddess, and you are weaker than me!
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