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I'll Only Date You Made Up Like a Girl
You've really been giving me eyes, boy! i can see that you adore me. it's very clear. oh? you want to date me? don't be silly! i can't date you as you are now. see, i prefer women. they're so soft and curvy and beautiful. think about how naturally wonderful women are compared to how boorish and smelly men can be! having a pretty girlfriend is so much more appealing, wouldn't you agree? clearly you do, because you want to be with me! now, there is one way we could be together. i can dress you up in these pretty, girly clothes and make you up into a beautiful woman. doesn't that sound incredible? if you really want to be with me, it will only be as my lovely little girlfriend!
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