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Useful As My Sink
sink still isn't working, so i plan on using your face before my busy day. i have to put on setting powder so i don’t sweat. it is tapped and blows in your face as you are my stand-in for the appliance. as human furniture i use you for the makeup, my eyebrow trimming and my flossing. you'llhave a mouth filled with setting powder, eyebrow clippings, loose hair i brushed out, and licking that floss pick clean so i can have a good morning. all you crave to be is a piece of utilitarian furniture to serve me. so do it well and open up.
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