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Lose Your V Plates For VDay (WMV)
Valentine's day always rolls around so quickly, and yet you still haven't managed to lose your v card, have you, virgin? but i've deduced a plan that will help you shed those v plates this vday! now it's not going to be in the traditional losing your virginity sense, of course. i think we've deduced that women are completely off limits to a socially inept loser like you, but don't worry...i have other tricks up my sleeve to keep you busy this valentine's...you know nothing about sex, but you know a lot about jerking off. so this is the arena in which you're going to lose those v plates.
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