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The Church of Wellingtons
It's been a while since you worshiped, but the fervor and desire is as strong as ever. come to my feet, kneel and clean my very dirty rubber hunter wellington boots. will you even be able to concentrate as you clean with your tongue? is your desire stronger than ever before? come back to the rubber religion, the church of wellingtons, and worship me and my boots forever.
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