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Goon Training Check-In
Hey joi goon boy, let's see how your mindlessness training is going. any braincells left in there, or have you stroked out every last one? we want you dumb, easy, and malleable. stoke, and be mindless. it really is that easy! edge yourself, be our little dummy gooner boy. it's important to me and lora that we have these little *check-ins* to ensure you're living fully as a zombie stroke addict-- so if you're not completely mindless, follow along to our words and open yourself up to being dumber and hornier. don't worry, we're here to help! just stroke along and be mindless.
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