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You're Under Arrest for Being a LOSER
Come out with your hands up!! you're under arrest for being a fucking loser bitch. you're going to jail. loser jail!! locked in a steel cage, with no way out. no longer will you be a menace to women everywhere, trying to get laid, being a major disappointment. being ugly and inadequate is against the law! in fact, losers don't have rights!! they get arrested for being criminally ugly. there's no point in resisting. you might as well plead guilty for your crimes. because bail is expensive. you can't afford to get out. admit it, in jail, separate from society, locked up, is exactly where you belong.
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