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You'd Be A Virgin Anyway (WMV)
Some of you really love the notion of being a "virgin forever" for me. and yeah, sure... i've made some of you swear off pussy forever. i've made many of you commit to jerking it only to censored porn. i drain you of the money you'd otherwise use to go on dates, and i keep you wrapped around my little finger. but don't go thinking this is anything special. just because you've given up your entire sexual and romantic life for me, don't think i owe you anything. you see - i don't feel like you've really "given" me anything at all. wouldn't you still be a virgin loser, even if i weren't around? yeah... this isn't a sacrifice. this is just your default loser state of being. so it's time for you to go deeper for me. it's time for you to actually do something meaningful.
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