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Pressured to Stand & Walk 3 SD
I haven't stood or walked unassisted in weeks now, and you bought me a pair of bariatric adjustable diabetic shoes to entice me to get up off my massive but and just try to walk across the room. you watch as i reluctantly attempt to walk, and then you ask me to drop my walking stick so now i have no support. you watch as i hobble and wobble slowly. it's hard to keep my balance, as my belly now hangs past my knees. finally, after some extremely difficult steps and heavy breathing, i am rewarded with a messy rack of ribs, which i devour like a good fat piggy.
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