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5 Star Virgin
You've heard of 5 star virgins haven't you? of course you have because you are one. there are 5 levels of how much of a virgin you are and only the biggest losers are at level 5. let's go through each one of these levels so you can confirm what i already know. honestly, this is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. it's really funny to me how sad and lonely your dick will forever be. i think it's time to accept your 5 star status and embrace what a virgin loser you are. i've got some fun little games to play with you now follow along virgin.
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