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NO SOCIAL LIFE, ONLY A STROKING LIFE
Oh, don’t make me laugh at you… yet again. you don’t have a social life — that’s for normal people, not little gooners like you. not little pathetic pumpers who get off to mean girls online. no, you don’t have a social life, you have a stroking life. the gooncave is your best friend and your hand is your only companion. your weekends are spent spiraling, stroking, and gooning to greedy girls who only see you as a wallet. friday’s are meant for findom. saturday’s are best spent stroking. sunday’s are meant for spiraling and breaking your brain. you don’t have friends, you have findom… and that’s more than enough for you. there — doesn’t that feel so better to admit that you’re just a pathetic pumper, addicted to jerking to me? i know it does.
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