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Your "cock" looks exactly like a coat hook!
What in the name of god, is that tiny thing? is it a coat hook? why do you have a coat hook glued to your balls? where did your penis go? how are you ever going to satisfy a woman sexually? i guess you're going to have to learn to get really good with your tongue! in the meantime, do me a solid and lean up against that wall over there. this jacket cost more than your car, and i'd like to put your "cock" to some practical use.
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