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Today, i'm here to deliver a harsh truth to the masses: your micro penis is so insignificant, it can't even compete with a tube of chapstick. you see, even the tiniest chapstick has a purpose. it soothes dry lips, it's a staple in every handbag, and it's something people actually want to use. but your micro penis? it's as useless as a screen door on a submarine. at least when i pull out my chapstick, there's anticipation, a promise of relief. when you whip out your microscopic excuse for a cock, the only thing i feel is secondhand embarrassment
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