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Girlfriend Gives You A Penectomy
Your crazy girlfriend is convinced you're trying to cheat on her and demands you stop looking at other women, or she'll chop your dick off. you deny it and tell her she's losing it, but she says she's been looking into it. there was a case a few years back where a woman chopped her husbands dick of and threw it out the car window. she watched the documentary and everything and she reckons the woman was a hero! except if your girlfriend does it, she won't let you find your dismembered member. she'll make sure you can never sew it back on again. flush it down the toilet, chuck it in a blender, something like that. she grows more and more frustrated that you're not taking her threats seriously until finally she snaps and slams the cleaver down onto your willy, cutting it clean off. you're in shock and start to imagine her teasing you by putting it in a blender. playing games with you, trying to trick you into letting her blend it to a pulp, and eventually she does. but then you snap back to reality and you're in the bathroom and she's laughing as she dangles it over the toilet. she's not going to flush it she promises, she just wanted to teach you a lesson...
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