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Cleaning My Dirty Flip Flops
My flip flops got sooo dirty last weekend on vacation. like they were white when i left and now, they are just covered in dirt! you really want to lick them clean for me?? but they are so gross... ew! well, if you really want it then beg for it, bitch. beg to lick all the dirt and grime off these flip flops... beg and bark like a dog for it! you are so pathetic. okie, loser... stick out that tongue and get to work... you have a big job to do! omg your tongue is already turning black, how disgusting! here, let me help you, i'll knock some of the dirt loose by slapping and kicking you with them. now keep licking, scrub them with your tongue, get every inch! you wanted to clean them, so you better get them completely clean! i want them looking brand new again! eat all the dirt off my flip flops because this is the only thing you're eating for dinner. oof... you're gonna be here for a while so i'll just leave them with you. have fun!
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