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Birthday Budget
You weren’t prepared, and yet you’re still here—because my birthday isn’t just a date. it’s a financial reckoning. this isn’t a discount. it’s a demand. every item, every indulgence, every divine expense has been detailed for you. you will tribute. whether it’s the zipper or the whole damn outfit, you’ll pay… again, and again, and again. because no one can truly afford me. but you’ll try, won’t you?
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