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Government Mandated Dildo SPH - Part 1
ugh!! after months of waiting in queue i finally went to get my government issued dildo today and look at it!! i have been soo horny waiting for it, and yet this thing is soooo much smaller than i could have ever expected!! i mean just look at it! the guy this dildo is modeled after must be so embarrassed by it. i can imagine no woman wants it! i suppose that since i have this thing now, i might as well give it a try, but i am going to be so disappointed and unsatisfied by it. look at how short and thin it is, i cannot believe i got stuck with this pathetic one!
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