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The Unfuckable Virgin
You really thought someone might want you? that is adorable. i can tell just by looking at you that you have never even come close. every word i say cuts a little deeper, reminding you exactly what everyone else already sees, a hopeless little virgin pretending he has a chance. i do not even have to try to humiliate you, you do it all by existing. sit there, blush, and listen while i laugh at how completely unfuckable you are.
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