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White Men Shall Remain Single On The Holidays*
Another holiday alone? good. you deserve it. while you're staring at a dry turkey and a silent phone, remember why. because you're weak. because you let women walk all over you. you're not a provider; you're a target. this season, embrace your loneliness. it's the only thing that's truly yours. stay single. stay miserable. it's what you're good at.
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