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The Gooner Life

Studio
Mistressblunt
Duration
0:27
Category
gooning
Price
$18.99
Published
Jan 4, 2026

You poor thing. you’ve always felt left out, because you’re not life other men. you are a special breed, going through life feeling like you have to beg for pussy and being too nervous to even do that - because you know that you don’t deserve pussy. it must be such a hard life for a pussy free gooner freak like you, moving through this world unable to ever get the thing he wants most in life. do you want pussy? or do you crave denial, need denial, need what only i can give you? such a conundrum: do you want pussy or would you rather be denied? you wanted pussy so badly that you let that need control your life. you didn’t need pussy - you needed control. luckily, i have a role for you as a degenerate gooner where all you do is stroke endlessly behind that bright screen, not needing to get anywhere near a pussy. embrace your failure, embrace your pathetic inability to get pussy, embrace your gooner lifestyle where all you do is stroke, stroke, stroke. all you need is your hand because you don’t deserve pussy. all along it wasn’t the pussy you needed so badly, just the control of a woman who owns the pussy and owns you. it feels nice to be owned, nice to know your place and nice knowing why you do it, doesn’t it? now thank me, gooner freak, and keep fapping to my exquisite latex clad body.

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