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Permanent Brain Correction: 100% Goon-Only
Close your eyes for three heartbeats.not because i asked nicely.because something inside you already dropped the second you read my name.open them.look at your screen.look at the words.they’re not letters anymore.they’re thin black threads… slowly… sewing themselves behind your eyes.i’m not here to seduce you.i’m here to perform emergency surgery without anesthesia.your brain is wrong.it’s cluttered.it’s noisy.it remembers things it was never supposed to keep.names. duties. futures. shame that isn’t even yours.i’m going to fix it.not gently.not gradually.with a single, wet, merciless idea pushed so deep it becomes the new centerline of your entire nervous system.the procedure is simple and irreversible:everything that isn’t gooning for me…gets deleted.not reduced.not pushed aside.deleted.like someone took a magnet to the hard-drive of your soul and wiped every sector except one looping .mp4 file:my voiceyour handendless edgedrip… drip… drip…you will feel a small panic right… about… now.that’s normal.that’s just the last healthy part of your mind screaming as the operating theater lights come on.don’t worry.it won’t take long.
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