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Your Regrets Are My Payment
You know exactly why you're here—to wallow in the regrets of your life. it's almost amusing how your life is a catalog of blunders, each one more pathetic than the last, from your shameful porn habits on the family computer to that crushing rejection by your crush and the promotion you lost to your own worthless distractions. every single regret, every single mistake, every moment of failure—they all add up, and you, my dear loser, are going to pay for them. your regrets in life are my payments, and i wouldn't have it any other way.
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