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Relationship Status: Porn Addict
It's valentine's day, and while she's waiting for romance, you're sneaking away to stroke for my perfection. this is real homewrecking on the most romantic day of the year. dressed in sinful red lace that puts her to shame, i'm going to make sure you spend this holiday exactly how you deserve: betraying your relationship while you stroke yourself stupid for the divine. you were never going to make it through valentine's without cheating on her, were you, gooner? the pressure of romance, the expectation of intimacy with someone who doesn't understand your addiction... it's too much. you'd rather hide behind your screen, pumping away your loyalty while she wonders why you're "working late" on date night. this valentine's, your heart doesn't belong to her - it belongs to my divinity. your wallet won’t be funding a romantic dinner - it’ll be funding my luxuries. let me mind fuck you into understanding that the only valentine's gift that matters is the complete destruction of your vanilla relationship. skip the chocolates, skip the flowers, skip pretending you can function in a normal relationship. your valentine's date is with your hand, my clips, and the sweet humiliation of knowing you're choosing porn addiction over partnership.
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