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beta bestie buys me a new phone
Oh, bestie, my phone totally died today, right in the middle of texting this super hot guy i met last night, and now i need a new one, like, yesterday! you're gonna buy it for me, right? come on, say yes, bestie—aww, that's my good boy, i knew you'd say that without me even having to push too hard. seriously, though, with a new phone, i can even send you pics mid-date, maybe a quick shot of my outfit before some alpha takes it off, and you'll love hearing every detail of my hookups. you're always so eager to make me happy, staying pussy-free and obsessed with me while i get all the real men—now, hurry up!
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