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It's Funny When You Ask Me Out After My Breakup

Studio

Bratty Becky

Duration

0:13

Category

sexual rejection

Price

$6.99

Published

Feb 27, 2026

Oh, bestie, you seriously just asked me out? right after i told you about my breakup? that's so adorable, sweetie—i mean, come on, you pick that moment to finally say something! i just finished crying over chad dumping me, and there you are, texting me all nervous, wanting a date. but seriously, bestie, we both know that's never happening—you're my little sidekick, my emotional support guy, the one i call when i need to vent about real men. god, it's funny though; you asking me out right now? i laughed when i read your text—laughed hard—because chad just left, and i'm still sore from all the goodbye sex we had last night. we're perfect just like this—no dates, no romance, just me dominating your thoughts forever.